“THOSE
DAMNED ROBOCALLS!â€
By
Raymond Benson
The
J-Horror phenomenon (the modern Japanese horror films that erupted in the late
1990s and continue to this day) enjoyed serious success and critical acclaim in
its early period for bringing some originality to the horror genre in general. Motion
pictures of the ilk are usually derived from ghost stories, Japanese folklore,
and revenge tales, mixed with a modern sensibility, a dash of gruesomeness, and
often a creepy dripping-wet ghost-girl (a yūrei) with long black hair covering her face coming to
get you in your dreams or out of, say, a television set, in your waking hours.
In
this case, the yūrei is Mimiko (played by
Karen Oshima), a young girl who is probably between the age of ten and fifteen
(it’s hard to tell). She is a spirit with the ability to manipulate your cell
phone service and kill you with a voice message. She’s the ultimate robocaller,
guaranteed to spam your very life. Tellingly, the original picture, One
Missed Call, was released back in 2003, when the robocall problem was not yet
a thing; so, in a way, director Takashi Miike’s film (and the novel Chakushin
Ari by Yasushi Akimoto, upon which the film is based) was a canny prophesy.
The entire film franchise plays on the then-growing problem of people addicted
to their phones. The “horror†in all three movies is a metaphor for our
dependence on a once elite technology that had finally become available to the
masses.
The
conceit is this—your phone rings with an eerie, nursery-rhyme-like melody that
isn’t the regular ringtone. By the time you answer the phone, the call has gone
to voice mail. The display reads: “One Missed Call.†Oddly, the caller ID
indicates that the call has come from your own phone number (today that’s a sure
sign of a robocaller or hacker, but back in 2003 this would have been a
sinister mystery). When you listen to the voice mail, you hear yourself say
something, which turns out to be the very last words you will ever speak,
followed by a scream. The time stamp of the call is always not far in the
future—usually the next day. Then, sure enough, at the appointed time,
something happens that causes you to unwittingly say those last words, and then
you die a horrible, violent death. Afterwards, the curse infects all the
contacts in your phone, and soon all your friends and family start receiving
the calls. So, yes, it acts like a computer virus, but it’s controlled by a
ghost who can appear, grab you, and hide in creepy-crawly spaces in your room.
Sounds
far-fetched, to be sure. In fact, this trope could only work within the often-audacious
milieu of J-Horror. An American remake released in 2008 was a stupendous
failure because the concept was so ridiculous by that time. Okay, the original
trilogy is pretty silly, too. However, the Japanese cultural sensibility, the
context of the time period involved, and the acceptance of a paranormal force
that can do anything, combine to work well enough to be entertaining.
One
Missed Call sets
up the franchise with a story about a college girl, Yumi (Ko Shibasaki), whose
friends get the calls and die, so she sets about attempting to solve the
mystery herself. She teams up with a detective, Yamashita (Shinichi Tsutsumi), but
Mimiko is much more powerful than they can imagine. Needless to say, things
don’t go well for the intrepid couple.
One
Missed Call 2
continues the tale, but the supernatural “rules†of this universe change—in
fact, the rules never seem to be consistent—by bringing in yet another ghostly
entity, Li Li, another young girl who, when she was alive, had psychic powers.
The people in her village were afraid of her, so they sewed her lips together
to prevent her from cursing them, and they buried her in a mine. Now she’s also
manipulating the phones as well as Mimiko, who still holds a grudge. While the
storyline here is extremely muddled and all over the place, director Tsukamoto
manages to deliver it all with flair. In this reviewer’s opinion, this middle
feature of the trilogy is the scariest.
One
Missed Call: Final jumps
to a different set of characters, this time a group of high school kids on a
field trip to South Korea. Bullying is a theme here, and the girl who is a
victim plays host to Mimiko (again, the rules on how the preternatural elements
work have altered again). This one has some striking moments, but it’s
decidedly the weakest of the three pictures.
Interestingly,
a Japanese television series based on the first film was launched in 2005,
in-between the second and third pictures. It lasted one season and utilized
characters from the first film (but played by different actors).
Arrow
Video continues to produce high quality Blu-ray packages with this product. A
two-disk set, the trilogy contains all three films in high definition 1080p
presentations with lossless DTS-HG Master Audio 5.1 and PCM 2.0 soundtracks.
There are optional English subtitles. Supplements abound with lengthy
behind-the-scenes “making of†documentaries for all three films, a couple of
tie-in shorts for 2 and Final, deleted scenes, separate cast and
director interviews, trailers, and other interesting content. An audio
commentary by Miike biographer Tom Mes accompanies the first picture, as well
as an alternate ending. The enclosed booklet is thick with production stills.
And, as with many of Arrow’s releases, the sleeve on the jewel case is
reversible, with original poster art on one side and newly commissioned artwork
by Matt Griffin on the other.
The
One Missed Call Trilogy may provide the viewer with some eye-rolls,
chuckles, and head-scratching, but it’s also got enough stylish scares in it to
satisfy ardent J-Horror fans and horror fans in general.
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